Just read about how Burnett "stood up" and took the blame for the loss. His shining example is a beacon of hope for the Pirates' future. Now, after every loss, whoever's fault it is will personally shoulder the blame and face no consequences afterward! Sort of the Jason Giambi correllary. Something tells me Burnett will have to get used to this postgame speech, and by the time he blows his 10th game, will be a seasoned veteran and a role-model for every shitty pitcher out there.
In an attempt to coerce a more lucrative contract out of George Steinbrenner, Joba Chamberlain has kidnapped Steinbrenner's daughter and chained her up in a sexy prisoner bikini outfit. No word if Harrison Ford will be available for rescue efforts, but Mark Hamill has eagerly volunteered stating that he will "work for food."
UPDATE: Updating an earlier report, Joba has captured and eaten Mark Hamill, stating that he will now use "the force" to fend off flies in this year's postseason. Harrison Ford is still not available for comment.
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hahaha, what about that hanger Karstens served up to Pence...
At least that was a solo shot right? Bah...I don't have enough experience with Karstens to hate him yet.
Just read about how Burnett "stood up" and took the blame for the loss. His shining example is a beacon of hope for the Pirates' future. Now, after every loss, whoever's fault it is will personally shoulder the blame and face no consequences afterward! Sort of the Jason Giambi correllary. Something tells me Burnett will have to get used to this postgame speech, and by the time he blows his 10th game, will be a seasoned veteran and a role-model for every shitty pitcher out there.
Haha, Pirates suck.
Go Yankees!...
*sigh*
This just in:
In an attempt to coerce a more lucrative contract out of George Steinbrenner, Joba Chamberlain has kidnapped Steinbrenner's daughter and chained her up in a sexy prisoner bikini outfit. No word if Harrison Ford will be available for rescue efforts, but Mark Hamill has eagerly volunteered stating that he will "work for food."
UPDATE: Updating an earlier report, Joba has captured and eaten Mark Hamill, stating that he will now use "the force" to fend off flies in this year's postseason. Harrison Ford is still not available for comment.
they are nats, not flies
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