Sunday, November 30, 2008

Conspiracy Theory

Since no one really posts anything aside from Offord and I, it looks like I might as well write something. After work last night I came home and stumbled upon a bunch of 9/11 conspiracy theory debunking sites. I would link to them, but it really is not that important.

Who are these people who believe that 9/11 was a cover-up and that it was pulled off by the government? The same government who let CNN or some other news agency reveal the bombing plans for Iraq. I think these people should be beaten to death with a 13-inch dildo.

If you ever watch the Loose Change video, it seems to provide pretty compelling evidence. Or very clever editing. I will give those guys credit, they should join with Michael Moore to make documentaries. No truth involved, lots of falsehoods and assumptions...

Anyways, after reading all that stuff, I began to think about some of my favorite shows to watch. Stuff like Monster Quest. I do not believe in any of those things, but I enjoy watching those programs and seeing how they film it. Or how they make the scientists seem crazy, and the people with no credibility seem very sane.

My favorite is any Bigfoot show. I love when they get the biomechanics professors to analyze the video from the '60s of a Bigfoot. They try to say that you can seem from the way it moves that there is no way it could be a human in a furry suit. That cracks me up because the video is so grainy, I honestly believe they are seeing things where there is nothing. Also, has anyone ever seen the Bigfoot picture from Ridgeway, PA? Every expert who looks at it says that it is a bear with a case of mange. But no, the Bigfoot folks will draw lines and say that a bear cannot move that way. Actually here is a picture of what was captured, then a video analyzing the limb ratios. Aside from the fact that the photo is horrible and gives us no depth or perspective, how can anyone tell anything about the animal?


This is just one of those things that crack me up about people who get into this crap. There is no Bigfoot, no Loch Ness Monster, and no Chupacabra.

8 comments:

Greg said...

No Chupacabra?
(cry)

J Offord said...

This has nothing to do with conspiracies, but I just wanted to ask you if you would be pissed if I benched my whole team against Singer this week so he makes the playoffs and you don't. Probably a stupid question...but his team sucks and your team is much better...

Ngewo said...

i would probably stop being your friend.

J Offord said...

I will weight the options as the week wears on.

Ngewo said...

Not that it matters, I will probably lose to Panty Raiders anyways. Anytime I am favored to win, I lose by like 50 points.

Ngewo said...

And what happened to your nfl rankings???

J Offord said...

Well, last week was Thanksgiving so I wasn't around much, i will post the new ones today most likely since I have no new work to do...

The Gideon said...

Ummm... I'm pretty sure there's a Bigfoot. It tried to befriend me on Myspace after I met it at a bar. I, of course, declined. Now that I think about it though, it's limb ratios were decidedly bearlike...