Welcome to The Yummy Pancake. I am Ngewo, and I would like to tell you a little about myself. I am a seven foot tall Yeti, who recently moved from the mountains of Nepal, to a small village in southeast Cambodia. Why? Well why not, I am so freakin' tired of the cold. Seriously, snow everyday, that shit sucks. So I packed it up, and head down to the jungles for a bit.
Some of my interests include throwing rocks at mountain climbers, eating yaks, attacking villages, you know the usual. I am an avid Jai Alai fan, my favorite team being the Dengchi Ballchuckers, you can usually catch me at their home games.
Really that is about all there is for me to say. I am currently unemployed, for some reason the people in the area have a real problem with hiring a Yeti, but do not fear, I have found a quaint internet cafe where I can keep you all up on the happenings of the world. Hopefully in a few weeks I can find a job and buy a nice laptop, I am thinking about getting a Mac, what do you humans think?
Well that about wraps it up.
6 comments:
You're in Cambodia, eh? My wife was just there a few months ago. We considered moving there. No lie. Well, we would've moved there for one year - I wouldn't really want to leave the country permanently. Anyway, good luck, and I hope you got those immunizations.
you know, i thought that your uncle was killed in a horrific lawnmower accident. you should really include that, its a real tearjerker. like a direct to DVD movie. which, is apparently, becoming more and more popular.
Greg...a yeti does not require immunizations. I do as I please.
revan...hmmm, maybe i will include that somewhere. That was a good story.
How do you feel about also being known as an abominable snowman? I mean, as hardcore as they tried to make it sound, it's still pretty unhetero.
FYI, the last snowman I encountered in the wild I took a wiz on.
Yeah, I am not a big fan of that term. Just like I am sure you do not enjoy being called a samurai, always insulting to a ninja.
That was my third cousin, he was a bastard, I am glad you wizzed on him.
did you say you're.....7 feet tall?
call me.
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