I just learned that Hell's lake of fire has been replaced by a river of abortions. with rocks made of HIV. and trees of gay sex. and rapids composed of bitter, overweight, middle-aged women with scary bulldog jowls.
i'm going to need a canoe. and a life vest. and a scary mask.
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I don't....get....it.
are these bulldoggish women also lipstick-wearing hockey moms?
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